August 2011
10 posts
“Dad buys a LIE DETECTOR ROBOT which slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it at tea. “Son, where were u today?”The son says “at school dad.”Robot slaps the son!”Ok, I watched a dvd at my friends !” “What dvd?”“Toy story.”Robot slaps the son again! ‘Ok, it was a porno” cries the son.Dad yells “What! When I was your age I didn’t know what porn was!’ Robot then slaps the dad! Mom laughs”HaHaHa! He’s certainly YOUR son.” Robot then slaps the mom!”
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Foodmodo: There's Wood Powder in Your Shredded Cheese(via @Gizmodo) →
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It would totally ruin Taco Tuesdays if you reached into your bag of delicious shredded cheese and it had all congealed into a giant yellow-orange clump.
